My Doppelganger

So while surfing my million dollar dsl, I decided to do some vanity searches and I found out that someone already took my MySpace page. This dude isn't Canadian, and Flounder isn't in his friends network, so you know you can't trust him. Can you believe he's got a higher Google rank than me? That's bullshitij. Though props for where he lives -- Horny House -- it sounds like a good candidate for the next Ubuntu release name.