Idea that will make me a CA Dollar Millionaire

We spend way too much time of this database schema bullshitij at work. I am working on a new idea that will revolutionise the software industry. One table for all apps known and unknown:

create table gary.my_table(
my_lookup number not null,
my_value varchar2(4000));

Now after you pick yourself up from the floor don't go stealing my idea. I filed for a patent and I will sue the hell out of you. Or fart in your general direction.

And yes. I said *CA* Dollar Millionaire. I am talking something that still means something.