I was thinking

If I started a new company and didn't tell any jokes and shaved my
beard for a year, what would happen? I'd be fucking CEO.

My backlog

I need to create the most offensive possible Edit Page and see what happens.

I'm not a PC

Dude, as soon as those fuckers in parliament got back from their outrageous prorogue, they went right back to fucking things up again. They want to change the fucking Canadian national anthem because it's offensive to Eskimo midgets. I say fuck the chilly little bastards. I'm keeping my anthem.

Oh Canada
Oh Canada
How lovely are thy Eskimo midgets.

I forget the rest.

Brainstorm

I've been trying to brainstorm a way to fix the sandwich problem. I have two ideas neither of which I think are doable.
1. assemble on the fly in the hot tub (whenever you see a sandwich that is eaten or doesn't exist just make it).
2. have canned mile marker sandwiches that you can jump on or somehow take into your hot tub

Launched my new startup

http://www.urbanturtle.com/

It's an intuitive Agile Project Management tool (plug-in) for Visual Studio Team System built to simplify your software development cycles.

Dude I lost my panini press

I lost my panini press. I am sure I left it just here. It has G on the bottom. I can't remember why. Maybe for Goat Cheese? Great sandwich? Gretzky? I am pretty sure the G doesnt stand for "Guppy" because it is my press and not his. That's why I am here. I lost my panini press. I am sure I left if just here. It has G on the bottom.

Indeed, the irony is thick and rich.

Forgive me for saying this Haddock, but the fact of the mater is that it is not in the federal government's best interest to move us from booze.
Sandwiches and soup prohibition mean jobs and resources for the federal government. No Sandwiches and soup prohibition means less jobs and less resources.
This is the exact same federal government mentality that our hippies confront every day out in the field. Indeed, the irony is thick and rich.

My real friends

All my friends are flatfish.

All my close friends.

Turtles are flat, right?

Yahoo vs Gmail: an in-depth comparison test

You use fucking Yahoo! With the little... fucking... Japanese things.

This fucking 10%, man.

I gotta go home.