Mnemonics

Dude, this is far out. I just had a meeting with Dan and he said he's not going to call me every morning to remind me to come in to work and that I should just assume I'm supposed to come in every Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and Friday. Dude, that's a shitload of days. How the hell am I supposed to remember that? But then I remembered something Gordie Howe taught me in a filmstrip: use a mnemonic to remember tough things like this. Dude, he's fucking smart as hell. This is what I've come up with:

Molson
Tastes
Worse
Than
Fuck

Which works, except it's not true at all. Molson is awesome.

Any suggestions?