Idea That Will Make My Second Million CA Dollars

We spend way too much time on this method and variable bullshitij at work. I am working on a new idea that will revolutionise the software industry. One method for all apps known and unknown:

public static Object method(String action, Map params) {
   if ("bah".equals(action)) {
      ...
   } else if ("dude".equals(action)) {
      ...
   }
}

Now after you pick yourself up from the floor don't go stealing my idea. I filed for a patent and I will sue the hell out of you. Or fart in your general direction.

And yes. I said it will make me a million *CA* dollars. I am talking something that still means something.