Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Random thoughts

Maybe it is the head injury. Maybe it is the new sandwich filling. Somehow I feel more lucid than normal. Four things:

1. I just noticed that sticks can be considered 'brown and sticky' and so can a fresh turd. With the writers strike going on I might try and sell this new joke to a late night host.

2. The President of Pakistan is a bit of a douche. His so called elections will be a farce.

3. Flights to Romania are cheap right now. I need to beat up someone over there. Assuming they are smaller than me.

4. Ben Fry likes 'make'. I should 'make' my foot kick his ass.

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