Thursday, June 18, 2009

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

I say

So what, he's a widower. It happens to everyone.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Waste of fucking money

I can't believe how much the money the US government wastes on defense. Hello, there's a fucking ocean on both sides of the US. No one can attack you over an ocean. It's a proven fact. And no way Canada is going to attack with all the nukes and shit that the US has. Plus your SUVs spook the Mounties' horses.

So all I'm saying is if they just spent that $500B on NASA, we'd have fucking space elevators out the ass.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Ball Pits

Dude, I don't know what goes on in ball pits, but it's pretty sketchy.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Telemarketers

I always make a point of answering the call and getting through to a human so that at least costs them few cents. They seem to ignore my requests to stop calling. Last time I told them that my car exploded and I needed a new one.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Java is tij

Because when you call a method, you have to tell it what class you're calling the method on. And what package the class is in. That's annoying.

Went to the taco truck today

I'll be running some BeanDrivenTests on the second stall later this afternoon.

All I have to say is

If you like the dick, you like the dick. That's all there is to it.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Concerned about flounder

He keeps asking me to go out for burgers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7988169.stm

Monday, January 5, 2009

Haddock spotting


My buddy Flounder was over in Japan for the new years. He snapped a picture of the ever elusive Haddock-san.