I was thinking

If I started a new company and didn't tell any jokes and shaved my
beard for a year, what would happen? I'd be fucking CEO.

My backlog

I need to create the most offensive possible Edit Page and see what happens.

I'm not a PC

Dude, as soon as those fuckers in parliament got back from their outrageous prorogue, they went right back to fucking things up again. They want to change the fucking Canadian national anthem because it's offensive to Eskimo midgets. I say fuck the chilly little bastards. I'm keeping my anthem.

Oh Canada
Oh Canada
How lovely are thy Eskimo midgets.

I forget the rest.