This guy had better be careful

The LAPD is a bunch of fucking hardasses about urban tree climbing. Trust me on this one.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/11/occupy-la-protester-builds-treehouse-to-try-to-evade-police.html?track=icymi

This was me last weekend

I was doing some hot tubbing in the back seat of the plane cuz the fuckin' flight from LA to Tahoe is boring as shit, and my foot got caught in the drain when it was time to land.

http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-news/pilot-gets-trapped-in-plane-toilet-midflight-20111118-1nlwy.html

Oh Shit

i forgot to tell you

my hot tub is fully operational

finally

i replaced pretty much every part inside

except for the jet pump

The tyranny of the technologically ignorant

It's the only useful thing that they do, and that's just a clerk's work.

Any sufficiently anal jackass is capable of that.

Thinking about it

Might need a sandwich to lodge it loose.