In Toronto

In Toronto, they would show up with weapons.

Flounder's new BFF

I say

So what, he's a widower. It happens to everyone.

Waste of fucking money

I can't believe how much the money the US government wastes on defense. Hello, there's a fucking ocean on both sides of the US. No one can attack you over an ocean. It's a proven fact. And no way Canada is going to attack with all the nukes and shit that the US has. Plus your SUVs spook the Mounties' horses.

So all I'm saying is if they just spent that $500B on NASA, we'd have fucking space elevators out the ass.